The Gender Awareness Issue
September 2007
- New cheap burrito place a cause for rejoicing
- Law school students defend school from themselves
- Vegetarian misses irony in love of 'Duck' Hunt
- Students show up to multicultural fair solely for the food


Eve Carson should break up with her BF

Hey, Sam


Why Freshmen will not get laid:
- Lanyards (60.3%)
- Abstinence Sex-Ed (4%)
- High School Sweetheart (18%)
- D&D (3%)
- ED (5%)
- VD (10.7%)
September 2007 Articles
- Center Spread: Operation Lactation
- Top ten things on the average male’s mind
- Garfield named first true American epic
- BoUNCe reporter interviews, scandalizes Chancellor Moeser
- Critics pan new bin Laden film
- Jesus detained by airport security
- D&D reference ruins mediocre Date
- INFORMATIONAL emails trans-phobic, says Gender Studies Department
- Ask Alli
- Freshman misled by local business name, brunch with parents "uncomfortable"
- New Zune stores 40,000 paperclip animations
- Commercial airlines in the U.S. decide to follow Vatican Air's lead
- Martial-arts secrets revealed
- Chapel Hill evacuation plans finalized
- Driver hits student, leaves note
- North Korea's Facebook Profile
What's Our Mission?
Bare Bones - BoUNCe Magazine is a non-partisan, submissions-based humor magazine dedicated to entertaining and enriching the UNC Chapel Hill community with satirical commentary on current issues ranging from campus events to international incidents. "Submissions-based" means that participation is open to anyone (yes, anyone) in the UNC community, and we encourage humor of all varieties,
from absolute absurdity to balanced political satire. All literary and visual formats will be considered. A small caveat: there is nothing "too racy" for consideration.
Open Submission? What's the Staff Do? - BoUNCe Magazine is staffed by a dedicated team of students committed to providing a reliable source of entertainment to the campus community. Staff members are responsible for the editing, design and layout of articles, and although they are encouraged to submit along with the rest of the magazine, we're honestly tired of their crappy articles. We'd rather hear from you.
Blah, Blah, Blah - BoUNCe Magazine is published six times a year by Triangle Web Printing in Durham. Student Government requires us to say: "This publication was funded, at least in part, by Student Fees which were appropriated and dispersed by the Student Government at UNC-Chapel Hill." Five thousand copies were printed at a cost of 14 cents per copy.
