Hot off the Press:
The James Stephen Allred Issue
April 2007
Please, Sir, may I have some more?
I think I might just sell you into slavery
Reasons for believing we are, in fact, no longer in Kansas
The James Stephen Allred Issue
April 2007
- Returning student affects annoying, fake accent
- Duke campus besieged by confused Vikings
- God of the sea seeks revenge at Neptuen's loss
- That "golden delicious" apple was surprisingly undelicious
Please, Sir, may I have some more?
I think I might just sell you into slavery
Reasons for believing we are, in fact, no longer in Kansas
- Munchkins (60.3%)
- A mountain (4%)
- A sign indicating otherwise (18%)
- A beach (3%)
- An old Kucinich sticker (5%)
- Culture (10.7%)
March 2007 Articles
- Center Spread: Bounce buries a
bodytime capsule
- 10 things we will never joke about again
- The editor-in-chief takes long road to power
- Super-sultry storytime suggests a subject for sensuous students
- WoW spring break madness 2007
- UNC Hospitals to initiate new system for kidney distribution
- Rhodes scholar to undo Rhodes' legacy
- Dumbass kid ruins fun for everybody
- Ask Alli
- "Lost" writers lost
- CAP Act leads to little pizza parties
- Man claims victory over Solitaire
- Student absorbs culture, bird flu while abroad
- New Editor-in-Chief already an epic asshole
- A linguistic phenomenon
- Allred claims throne
- Fanfiction not "fantastic," say lawyers
- Spoiler alert! HP7 leaked to BoUNCe
- Spring Break in Chapel Hill
What do we like on the web?
McSweeney's Internet Tendency
Ask a Ninja
The Onion
Penny Arcade
Fark
Lord of the Rings Secret Diaries
The Homepage of Peter Pan
Gawker
Orisinal
The Star Wars kid
Shockwave
Linkdup
Am I annoying?
Homestarrunner
Emotion Eric
The Editing Room
Snopes
Modern Humorist
Something Awful
Eddie Izzard
Real Ultimate Power
Iced-Out Gear
Macs suck (video)
Bricktestament