By Manish Dayal
In keeping with its world-renowned sense of humor, BoUNCe Magazine published an article with a false headline to draw in unsuspecting readers and have them read a rambling article. The purpose of the headline was to prove that people like really big letters. It really does not matter what order the letters are in, if they are really big, it denotes importance. If the letters are really big and are in a different color (we cannot afford color) it means that you have to read the words and believe them. Take the grocery store for example. No college student really knows how much vegetables and fruits are supposed to cost. But if they advertise for apples and write the price in really big letters, then you know the apples must be cheaper. Another topic that commands attention is that of the "trough urinal." Guys know what this means. The urinals at the Dean Dome and Top of the Hill are not urinals from modern time, but rather long metal troughs (yes, like the ones horses drink from). Its 2005, do we really have to pee into troughs? Do we really have to make 50 men stand beside each other with very uncomfortable wang-to-wang proximity? Finally, do these troughs have to really be 4 feet deep and like 50 feet long? That's not really a urinal. Once you think about all the fluid that is in it, it is more like a creek. Here ends the article of no substance, even though it has a really big headline. I hoped you enjoyed it, in all its grandeur. We know we sure did, and if we enjoyed it, so did you, so don't lie to us. Lying will send you to hell, so sorry.