By Ben Pulley
There really is no joke, no witty retort, sexual innuendo, or snide comment here. We here at BoUNCe just want you to read that headline over and over again.
And then, after the monkey got taken away by authorities recently, she cried like a little emo girl that contracted herpes after she touched a boy for the first time. Who then raped her. But she liked it cause it was Paris Hilton, and that woman don't say no to anything. Except for food. This is the monkey. Applaud.
