By BoUNCe Staff
1. That ball of belly button lint
2. Your autograph
3. Bill O'Reilly's loofah
4. Your frozen sperm
5. Secret to cold fusion
6. Grandma's dentures
7. Half-eaten bratwurst
8. Chuckie Cheese tokens
9. Refillable 7-11 cups
10. 3nlarg3 y0ur p3n1s!