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The We Hate Kids Issue
December 2005


I'll Be Your Wingman

I'll Be Your Wingman


Why God Why?
- Your incessant praying was keeping me up at night. (23%)
- The archangel Gabriel and I had a bet going. (17%)
- What? You don't like locusts? (10%)
- Well you DID sort of crucify my only son. (34%)
- Your tithes were a week late (10%)
- You haven't been capitalizing my pronouns. (6%)
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