I'll Be Your Wingman
By Nick Bradshaw

Okay, so one of my friends told me that some fly honeys are coming over in a little bit and then we're all going to get completely wasted. I mean obliterated. Rumor has it that he's bringing some international chicks with him too. They could be Pakistani or Chinese. Joey's out now scoring some Smirnoff and Brian's on keg-detail, so you'll have plenty of time to make a good impression. Wait until the girls split up before you start working the room, because the last thing we want is for you to get stuck buying drinks for them all night. These girls are hot, so just stay sharp and you won't get burned. I know the type, so let me make the first move and soften them up a bit. Then, you get in there and seal the deal. You just do your thing and I'll take care any trouble. If a bunch of other girls are crowding you, just give me the sign and I'll grab their attention so you can get back to the one-on-one action. This is your big chance, man, don't bail on me. Just get in there and make it happen. I've got your back, bro.

I'll Be Your Wingman
By Maverick

Here's the situation: Intel has it that a coupla' MIG-35s crossed over into the no-fly zone at approximately 0500 hours and pummeled a munitions depot thirty miles south of Bazra. On top of that, we've got unconfirmed JF-17 sightings outside out Kabul. They could be Pakistani or Chinese. Washington's at DEFCON 2 and we're scrambling F-22s and Hornets from Izmar. The ETA on them is about 20 minutes, so it's up to us buy some time until they get there. The guys on Echo are going to split 'em right down the middle so you and I can flank 'em. Remember, they'll be comin' in hot so stay sharp. I've seen these guys before, so I'll move in first and shake 'em up a little. Just be ready to drop in and finish the job. Your tail's covered all day, so don't let me catch you looking over your shoulder. Keep your eyes on the skyline, and watch out for numbers. If you start drawin' a crowd, let me know and I'll run interference so you can isolate your mark. This is the real deal, so don't go buggin' out on me. Just get in there and light 'em up. I've got your six, Sidewinder.