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on the World 
The Terribly Awkward Moment Issue
  He sees you when you're sleeping...  I watch you when you're sleeping...   What are the Democrats going to do in the first 100 hours of Congress?
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December 2006 - Volume 7, Issue 3
For your holiday enjoyment, we've decided to share with you the little-known afterstory of the birth of Christ. We know that Mary and God had a one-night stand, but few remember the tense moments following Mary's arrival into the kingdom of Heaven, during which she realizes that, since God is Jesus and Jesus is God, she technically slept with her son. Before he was even born. Talk about awkward. Then, to make things even worse, Mary was told that God had formed a holy Trinity consisting of God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit, which left no room for her. She was so mad that God made up a Trinity of "me, myself and I" that she decided to periodically appear to random people on earth - mostly Mexicans - just to screw with things. She is currently seeking damages for 33 years of missed child support payments. A Treatise on Hall Decking (and other assorted
frivolities) December Articles
 Top 10: Things to do with
10,000 stolen issues of the DTH Surviving New Year's
Eve Avant-garde play enjoyed by
nobody in attendance Al'red accused of high
treason Twisted drink names for
better bar banter International ass not all
it's cracked up to be Freshamn Morehead Scholar
Makes First B Writer requests
discretion Newest Microsoft MP3 player
receives a uniquely stiff reception BoUNCe Explains... Ending
Arguments The skinny on
diets Ask Alli TOL: taste the
genetics Your monthly
horoscope Surprise victory stuns
playground BoUNCe's Holiday
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