1) Buy your paranoid grandmother that moat she always wanted

 

2) Purchase a Miata

 

3) Finally stop eating dry cat food and upgrade to Fancy Feast

 

4) Spring that extra $20 for the hooker WITHOUT herpes

 

5) Hoard it with the rest of your swag and booty

 

6) Finally tell your girlfriend she doesn’t need to turn on the red light

 

7) Build yourself a tree made of money and retroactively win every argument you’ve ever had with your parents

 

8) Chip in for one-tenth of an iPhone

 

9) Entice K-Fed’s posse away with your wealth

 

10) Buy a stethoscope and start cruising for chicks