The Up In Smoke Issue
February 2008
- Wayne Ellington could end Orange County Drought
- Riots in Kenya leaves all of Africa officially screwed
- Bounce Treasurer smites staff for own pleasure
- Bounce Explains the Leap Year
Carolina Girls: Best in the World!
Bitch, I got the best pieces of ass in the world!
- Washing their hair (58%)
- Transferring to UNC (42%)
- Getting taken to the cleaners by every team (23%)
- Watching “Gossip Girl” online (12%)
- Taking Sidney Lowe jacket to the cleaners (3.3%)
- Cow Tipping (3%)
February 2008 Articles
- Center Spread: The BoUNCe Squad!
- Top Ten Things To Do When Your Roommate is Out
- New “smoker zeppelin” to provide
a solution for smokers on campus
- Italy’s youngest man dies at age 42
- Cool dude, 24 m, seeks
hot female. No fatties.
- Hillary Clinton proves strong men also cry
- Patriots go back in time, win every superbowl
- Smokin’ hot dancing causes inferno
- Ask Alli
- Harrison Ford falls down,
shatters dreams and pelvis
- “Video Game Hero” positively reviewed
- Evangelist escorted off B.J. Campus
- BoUNCe writer fails to get drunk
- Grammar Nazis declare war on the passive voice
- Awkward turtle attacks
- Alternate things to do with “that ho”
- X-treme Environmentalism
- GOP: Revolution was un-American
- The BoUNCe Halftime Show
Although still in the initial testing phase, the newest rage to hit the gaming world, “Video Game Hero,” is already receiving positive reviews. “It’s a logical idea,” said Paul Bruscher, the developer of the game. “So many kids out there dream of being expert video game players. With ‘Video Game Hero,’ that dream can become a reality.” “Video Game Hero” comes with a handheld device which is designed to resemble an genuine video game controller. By pressing corresponding buttons, players can mimic playing a video game on the screen. “This is amazing!” said tester Bryan Hopkins. “The graphics and the controller make it seem like I’m actually sitting here playing a video game! Racking up the points, baby. I wonder what happens when I get the high score...” Other testers commented favorably on the game’s many options for choosing characters and venues. “I really enjoyed creating a character on ‘Video Game Hero,’” said tester Lewis Finch. “There were so many choices. Did I want my character to have hornrimmed glasses or really thick hornrimmed glasses? Acne or severe acne? Then there was the question of picking a playing environment. I’d heard the arcade level and the pool hall are fun, but in the end I settled for mom’s basement!” Although response to the game is largely positive, some people are apprehensive and critical of “Video Game Hero.” “Frankly, I think it’s stupid,” said tester Peter Schnibbens. “I mean, fake video games? Give me a break. If you’re that good at ‘Video Game Hero’, why don’t you just learn how to play video games for real?”