Hot off the Press:

The Up In Smoke Issue
February 2008

• Wayne Ellington could end Orange County Drought
• Riots in Kenya leaves all of Africa officially screwed
• Bounce Treasurer smites staff for own pleasure
• Bounce Explains the Leap Year

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Carolina Girls: Best in the World!

Bitch, I got the best pieces of ass in the world!

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What NC State is doing instead of winning:

1. Washing their hair (58%)
2. Transferring to UNC (42%)
3. Getting taken to the cleaners by every team (23%)
4. Watching “Gossip Girl” online (12%)
5. Taking Sidney Lowe jacket to the cleaners (3.3%)
6. Cow Tipping (3%)

February 2008 Articles

• Center Spread: The BoUNCe Squad!
  - BoUNCe staff
• Top Ten Things To Do When Your Roommate is Out
  - BoUNCe Staff
• New “smoker zeppelin” to provide a solution for smokers on campus
  - Matthew Wait
• Italy’s youngest man dies at age 42
  - Lee Czerw
• Cool dude, 24 m, seeks hot female. No fatties.
  - Eric Azares
• Hillary Clinton proves strong men also cry
  - Gannon Hubbard
• Patriots go back in time, win every superbowl
  - Matthew Wait
• Smokin’ hot dancing causes inferno
  - Eric Azares
• Ask Alli
  - Alli Cooke
• Harrison Ford falls down, shatters dreams and pelvis
  - Alex Hunt
• “Video Game Hero” positively reviewed
  - Sarah Wolper
• Evangelist escorted off B.J. Campus
  - Benjamin Ossoff
• BoUNCe writer fails to get drunk
  - Paul Preston
  
• Grammar Nazis declare war on the passive voice
  - Benjamin Ossoff
  
• Awkward turtle attacks
  - Lee Czerw
  
• Alternate things to do with “that ho”
  - Orr Stuhl
  
• X-treme Environmentalism
  - Lindsay Oliver
  
• GOP: Revolution was un-American
  - Benjamin Ossof
  
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• The BoUNCe Halftime Show
  - BoUNCe Staff
  

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