The Up In Smoke Issue
February 2008
- Wayne Ellington could end Orange County Drought
- Riots in Kenya leaves all of Africa officially screwed
- Bounce Treasurer smites staff for own pleasure
- Bounce Explains the Leap Year
Carolina Girls: Best in the World!
Bitch, I got the best pieces of ass in the world!
- Washing their hair (58%)
- Transferring to UNC (42%)
- Getting taken to the cleaners by every team (23%)
- Watching “Gossip Girl” online (12%)
- Taking Sidney Lowe jacket to the cleaners (3.3%)
- Cow Tipping (3%)
February 2008 Articles
- Center Spread: The BoUNCe Squad!
- Top Ten Things To Do When Your Roommate is Out
- New “smoker zeppelin” to provide
a solution for smokers on campus
- Italy’s youngest man dies at age 42
- Cool dude, 24 m, seeks
hot female. No fatties.
- Hillary Clinton proves strong men also cry
- Patriots go back in time, win every superbowl
- Smokin’ hot dancing causes inferno
- Ask Alli
- Harrison Ford falls down,
shatters dreams and pelvis
- “Video Game Hero” positively reviewed
- Evangelist escorted off B.J. Campus
- BoUNCe writer fails to get drunk
- Grammar Nazis declare war on the passive voice
- Awkward turtle attacks
- Alternate things to do with “that ho”
- X-treme Environmentalism
- GOP: Revolution was un-American
- The BoUNCe Halftime Show
You have no idea how in love I am with all my girls here at Carolina. They are just the best people in the whole world, and they are just so sexy too. Seriously, they helped me out so much when I broke up with that loser Jake. But luckily my gals were there to stick with me till the end, and I owe everything to them. We have such good looks and good personalities too! Ever since I met them all freshman year we have just been BFFAEAEAEAE. They are so coming to my wedding, assuming of course that I find Mr. Right. And not just Mr. Right Now, according to Jessica, that skank.
What the fuck you tryin’ to do, bitch? You tryin’ to come up in my turf and scare away all the goods? Shit, you ain’t got the best. I’ve had all the great pussy in the world since ‘94. I gots all the goods that you will ever need. And who the fuck cares about some damn personalities? My bitches got tits that will make your mother scream for joy. I swear to God man, these girls will get you yellin for mercy. Oooh wee they got some fine juices in them. And yeah, so what if I got them from Durham? You got a problem with that, Mother Fucker?