Here’s an interesting development that just came to our attention: We are horrible, horrible people. As it turns out, the entire staff of BoUNCe Magazine is comprised of cutthroats, degenerates, super-villains, and other miscellaneous sinners. Apparently kidnapping elected leaders (October ‘05), murdering children (December ‘05), and corrupting virtuous young women (March ‘06) are bad things. Did you guys realize this? full article

May Articles

Student's Suicide Attempt Thrown Off By Japanese Language Mix-Up
By Clayton Margeson

Wal-Mart Implicated In Child Abuse
By Chris Jochem

Bounce Explains... The Civil War
By Will Jones and Doug Ornoff

New BoUNCe Editor Sucks At Sports; Closest Friends Unsurprised By Find
By Neal Timpe

Lucifer Challenged As Hell's Overlord
By Clayton Margeson

This Week at TOL
By BoUNCe Staff

UNC Health Department Unable To Find Women To Test Herpes Vaccine
By Neal Timpe

Student Gives Up Christ For Lent
By Andy Jones

Aging Pop Star Britney Spears Frozen In Carbonite, Sold Into Slavery
By Will Jones

Facebook Becomes Self-Aware; War Against Machines Finally Begins
By Will Jones

Redesigned DTH Editor's Page Kills 3 Students, Blinds 19,997
By John Musci

BoUNCe's Exam Prep Guide, May '06
By Bill Lane

Metaphor Found Beaten To Death
By Clayton Margeson

Students Organize Pro-Sex Vigil
By Paul Preston

Fusion Of Community Service Groups Yields Big Bros, White Hoes
By Paul Preston

Top 10 Things You Need To Get Through Exam Week
By BoUNCe Staff

BoUNCe's Campus Map 2050
By Aaron Fennell and Doug Ornoff
Design By Molly Jamison