I Love "Fresh on the Move"
By Piper Drumheiser

With midterms coming and going as fast as the seasons, I really don't have a lot of time to sit down, eat, and just relax. So when I need some fast-paced refreshment for my hectic lifestyle, I go for some "Fresh on the Move." There's nothing like grabbing one of their signature wraps and a crisp salad, hopping on my bicycle, and flitting away to my next class.

At "Fresh on the Move" there's never a line, so I can really save a lot of time for my extracurricular activities (hello, Macramé Club vice-chairman!). To be honest I love everything about "Fresh on the Move," even the blackened tofu salad. No, wait! Especially the blackened tofu salad.I can't decide what's tastier: a perfect score on my ECON 10 final, or a zesty Italian Caesar Grilled Chicken and Mediterranean Lamb Gyro. With "Fresh on the Move," I can have both. Either way, "Fresh on the Move" is always tasty and always healthy. Simply put, it's the freshest of fresh cuisine…on the move!

My Moves Are Stupid Fresh
By Lil' K.C.

So the other day I was on my back stoop, marinatin', sippin' on Belvedere and some double-deuce juice with my boys Nine Piece and Jive Eddie, you know, jockin' some bitches. This one bitch was like, "K.C., you so crazy!" And I was like, "I know, bitch, now show me ya titties." Those titties were almost mine, but then this busta roll up.

At first he was all cool and shit, like, "Yo, pass that forty-dog, dog." And I was like, "You mark-ass busta, you better raise up and guard that grill!" Before he could reach for a blade, I whipped out my 808 and busted a move. It was flamboyantly fresh. It was so fresh that I don't even know what do about it. The bitch tried to come back at me with some trite shit, but I cut his bitch-ass off the mic like a villain. I was like, "Face it, you beat-bitin' bitch, my moves are stupid-fresh. And so is my alliteration. Now show me ya titties fo' I bozack your ass off the stoop." So he showed me his titties…Hell yeah.