By Neal Timpe
There is one thing that matters in Hollywood, and that is how big your hits are. Celebrity watchers can easily get lost in outrageous antics and over-exposure if they don't know where to look. But, to the true music lover, the only thing that matters are those feel-good hits. There is a lot of good music on the radio today, but the one thing that sticks out about Britney are her are her huge hits.
As she got bigger and bigger so did her hits. Her career has bounced up and down, but so has every other singer who has had big hits. However, it is every 15-year-old girl's dream to grow up and be just like Britney Spears. Girls dream every day about being as big as Britney because her hits are bigger than everyone else's. Shows like Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous or Cribs just add fuel to the fire when girls see that she lives in luxury with a giant king size bed and two fluffy pillows.
She has had some rough times lately. Sales of her hits have started to sag because of illegal downloading from the Internet. For support, she turned to her childhood friend. She ended up marrying him in a quiet, moonlit ceremony in Las Vegas.
The cleavage between Britney and Justin has left her in a in a very good position. She is now married to the love of her life and has had a baby boy. Every woman wants a daughter so that she can share beauty secrets and experience the joy of growing up again. Too bad she won't be able to implant some of the wisdom that she has learned in her own offspring.
A great pop star must be well rounded. Britney relaxes between tours and albums. It seems that her hits just get bigger while she is not making music. During this time she ingests all of the knowledge and experience that it takes to be well rounded. Her hits have gotten even bigger now that she has gained a few pounds. When other pop singers are cold, Britney's hits seem to poke out past the rest.
Many men would pitch tents and wait in line for hours and hours, if they thought they could be next to her and bask in the warming glow of her great hits.