1)Modify an adjective that already ends in "ly" to be an adverb

2) Put on chapstick

3) Eat a banana

4) Offer sexual favors to a congressman

5) Open your mouth while covering your teeth with your lips
Go on. Do it.

6) Jack off to Condoleeza Rice
You heard it here first; black madonna is a waste of good jizz.

7) Drive a VW Bug

8) Bemoan the complexity of a household appliance

9) Threaten to kill yourself with a gun in your mouth
They won't admit it, but the cops are snickering at you.

10) Figure skate