By Gannon Hubbard
Mark Foley's chatlogs with an underage page have shocked the nation. In a move sure to further shock – in a manner not unlike stepping on the third rail in a subway – chatlogs containing conversations between underage boys and seven additional public figures have been released. Excerpts from each have been printed here. You may cringe, but remember – we had to go through them.
Xxxxxxx: mmm tom that
feels so good
CruiseBoat4U: no.
CruiseBoat4U: what did i
tell you, try again
Xxxxxxx: sorry
Xxxxxxx: mmmm uncle
xenu that feels so good
CruiseBoat4U: *jumps on
couch*
CruiseBoat4U: yesssss now
ask me what level i am
WaynesWorld: ok, we're in
my secret room
Xxxxxxxx: i put on my cape
and sidekick's mask
WaynesWorld: god you
look so sexy in that
Xxxxxxxx: lol i know
WaynesWorld: do a backflip
GaultierM4M: what are
you wearing
Xxxxxxxx: nothin much, a
tshirt n shorts
GaultierM4M: ugh, no
GaultierM4M: tight jeans
and an unbuttoned tiger
print
GaultierM4M: i just went
soft
Xxxxxxxx: sry
GaultierM4M: you asshole
RFrost1: Your supple buttocks
are as tender as birch
saplings.
Xxxxxxx: lol thx
Xxxxxxx: u want 2 bend em
over this wkend? ;-)
RFrost1: One could do
worse than be a swinger of
birches.
Xxxx: so ur a big journalist
guy rite?
CapotePepper: lol big yeah
Xxxx: lol do u have any
fancy pencils
CapotePepper: i believe
more in the scissors than i
do in the pencil
CapotePepper: id like to
use some scissors on the
little number you're wearing
;-)
Xxxxxxx: u wanna meet
tonite??
Auto response from CrocHunter149:
shooting a
documentary, brb
Xxxxxxx: kk
Teatime4Charles: ive got
big ears
Teatime4Charles: r u gettin
hard
Xxxxxxxxxxxx: yeah a lil