I hope my mom doesn't catch me cybering
By Ed Ippus

Man, I am such an online guy. If I'm not getting my Night Elf on in World of Warcraft or arguing on the Star Wars message boards, I'm getting jiggy with all the sweet girls online with my secret screen name, "REXman19."

Dude, online I'm a piiiiimp! REXman19 is a 29-year -old heart surgeon who has a striking resemblence to a young Tom Cruise. His family has a house in the Hamptons and he drives a Mazaradi. He was also a model at one time.

I'm sure you all know it ain't easy getting some when you're 13, but the Internet makes all equal! There's this one babe, a twenty-something blond called "hot_n_juicyJJ," that I can drop a booty call on whenever I'm in the mood...man, that girl is a freak! This one time, she told me about how she got really drunk and had a threeway with her roommate and a high school quarterback. She's crazy nasty! I just hope my mom doesn't find out, she would freak out on me.

I hope my son doesn't catch me cybering
By Janice Ippus

Boy, the Internet sure is a wonderful thing! I can't believe everything you can do online, the power at your fingertips! I can chat with friends, look up recipes and even go shopping for new shoes!

But best of all, I can have wild cybersex with strangers! I just sign into my secret 'adult' screen name, "hot_n_ juicyJJ," and bam! I'm a perky, 24-year-old blonde who likes to indulge my sexual fantasies and try kinky new things!

I couldn't begin to tell you about all the crazy, dirty fun I have with men online. I've told men that I have threesomes, that I'm bisexual, and that I've done anal in a baseball stadium!

It sure is a nice break from being a single mother. There's this one guy, REXman19, who's totally hot on me! He's a heart surgeon who looks like he should be a model. If only I could meet him in real life. I just hope my son doesn't find out, I'm sure that he'd be embarrassed!