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Darling, Will You Marry Me?

By Drew Zimmer

Jenny, I’ve taken you out to this Italian restaurant where we had our first date because I have something to ask you. I can’t believe how fast time has flown; it seems impossible that we’ve been together for three years. But now, three years later, I still feel the same way I did when I first gazed into your beautiful blue eyes. I love you, Jenny: you mean the world to me, and I want to spend the rest of my life with you. So now I ask you, with all my heart, Jennifer Ann Frick, will you mar---

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Oh My God! This Tiramisu is the Shit!!

By Jenny

MMMMMM!! Drew, I’m so sorry; I know you were saying something, but you *have* to try this tiramisu! It's fucking incredible!! Here, just try this one bite. . .see, what did I tell you? Isn’t it great!?!?! I’m so glad we decided to get this instead of the cannolis. I mean, cannolis are great, but sometimes you just really get in the mood for a certain food, you know? At least I do, and tonight it was tiramisu. Oh god, this is good. . . . .mmmph. . . . .anyway, what were you saying, honey?