Hot off the Press:
The It Came From HoJo Issue
October 2007
Russian people question upcoming
election legitimacy
Lab experiment goes horribly
wrong, somehow
5 dead in 'Soulja Boy'
induced gym massacre
"Bodies" creators announces
new Female Bodies exhibit
Darling, Will You Marry Me?
Oh My God! This Tiramisu is the Shit!!
What Moeser will do during year off:
The It Came From HoJo Issue
October 2007
Darling, Will You Marry Me?
Oh My God! This Tiramisu is the Shit!!
What Moeser will do during year off:
- Play with his organ (58%)
- Use up Meal Plan (10.7%)
- Students (18%)
- Become a real boy (3%)
- Research (5%)
- Grow a 'fro (3.2%)
October 2007 Articles
- Center Spread: Glut-A-Thon
- Top Ten Ways to
Survive a Zombie
Attack
- Karaoke bad-ass would totally
sing 'We Didn't Start the Fire'
- It's all in the stars!
A horoscope for you
- Honor Court Finalizes Code of
Punishment's Latest Version
- Creator of facebook group
sued for breach of contract
- Chaucer code finally deciphered
- Two for one colorful
celebrations
- Ask Alli
- BoUNCe changes evil ways
- Honor court convicts masterminds
of South Campus gerbil fighting ring
- BoUNCe will not get you laid
- Britney Spears loses childrem
- Gardening with Nora...
Today's flower: Hermeracullis fulva
- New traditions at Meredith
- Out-of-state student discovers
Bojangles, gains 15
- And now, in the business world...
- Carolina Review Halloween Mask
BoUNCe' s
Top Ten Ways to Survive a Zombie Attack:
- Accept the fact that your black friend will die first.
- Stir up some erotic tension with a hot co-survivor.
- Befriend Max Brooks.
- Avoid shopping malls/ abandoned farm-houses.
- Understand that Strange noises are NOT a reason to split up.
- Pretty yourself up; the ugly ones die first.
- Get used to shooting infected friends.
- Avoid stupid redneck vigilantes. Always.
- When the music gets scary, AVOID CLOSE-UPS.
- Shoot first, then shoot again. Questions are for pussies.