The Better Think Twice Issue
December 2007
- Escalator TV huge hit with hungry students
- Anti-immigration politician admits love of Mexican food
- Congress asks America to just take a nap
- The new face (meat) of Carolina Dining Services
What This Family Needs Is Some Christmas Spirit
What This Family Needs is a Gourmet Holiday Cheeseball
- Washing her hair (58%)
- Curling her hair (10.7%)
- Primping her hair (18%)
- Drying her hair (3%)
- Fixing her hair for her goldfish's funeral (4%)
- Cutting her hair (3.3%)
December 2007 Articles
- Center Spread: Chapel Hill - Desert Planet
- Top Ten Ways to Celebrate Hanukkah
- My only other gay friend
would be perfect for you!
- Kanye West disowns hip hop, embraces emo
- Tea drinker burns tongue on first sip, ruins whole cup
- New, experimental taste of southern
hospitality squeezes into kitchens
- Unsustainability dorm in the works
- How the Chinese stole Christmas
- Ask Alli
- Old board games promote violence
- Guitar Hero leads to injuries
- BoUNCe explains 2007: A letter from the editor. Listen to me! I'm Clayton!
- B-ball players given new nicknames
- Gardening with Nora again... Today's flower: Wisteria frutescens
- Mitt Romney clones himself
- The "South Campus" Diet
- X-treme Environmentalism
- GOP: Revolution was un-American
- PostSecret
Cheer up, Mom and Dad! I know the holidays can make you tired and grumpy, but it is Christmas, and this family needs some Christmas spirit! Yay! Sometimes we get busy and forget that this is a magic time, when hopes and wishes come true. Gee, sometimes even I worry about silly things like what toys Santa will bring me. But that's not what Christmas is about! It's about love and joy and being together! So let's go outside and have a snowball fight and share some holiday togetherness with each other and all of those we love! Hooray!
Actually Timmy, what this family needs is a gourmet holiday cheeseball, made of finest goat cheese and rolled in chives. It is guaranteed to brighten any family's Christmas, and it makes a wonderful change from the ho-hum cheese and cracker platters that grace so many holiday tables at this time of year. If you can find organic cheese at your local grocery, be sure that you buy it! It has a cleaner, more distinct flavor, and is better for you! Serve your cheeseball with thinly sliced English cucumbers and beet chips. Garnish with fresh parsley, if desired. Serves 6-8.