Hot off the Press:

The So Fresh & So
Clean,Clean Issue
September 2006

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• Battle-ready: Student Stores now the Death Star
• Criminal Intent: JJ Redick's run-ins with the law
• New AIM icons a hit

Pluto is not a planet

You mortals will burn!

How did we spend our Labor Day?

1. With a Labia
2. Laboring
3. In Labor
4. In a Laboratory
5. With a Laborador
6. Waking up at fucking 7 A.M. to discover that, this year, we don't have classes on Labor Day

Fraternity to honor cook after running out of excuses for party

UNC hospitals still can't find women to test herpes vaccine, despite emails (N. Timpe)