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Top 10: BoUNCe goes retro
Ten things we'd like brought back:

1) Steve Irwin
BoUNCe salutes you, sir.

2) Jousting
but with more puncture wounds

3) Our dog that ran away in '93
answers to "Banjo"

4) My bonny to me

5) "The A-Team"
Especially the van. I would rape my mom for that van.

6) 70s porn-stache
a la Burt Reynolds/Ron Jeremy

7) Velociraptors
Holy shit, that would rule

8) That lovin' feelin'

9) The Mohawk
Fauxhawk? Suck it, fag!

10) Polly Pocket
BoUNCe choking hazards

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