"That's weird," you say, looking at the crisp front cover. "Did that woman just give birth to a magazine?" Yes, she did. But how? We like to think of it as divine conception. This year, the holy magazine we call BoUNCe is happy to present to you our brand-spankin' new design. Yes, there are some great new changes in this year's BoUNCe. It's prettier, funnier, and smarter than even before -- and you don't have to call it as often. Of course, some of you will say: "But why, BoUNCe? Why did you change? I liked you just the way you were." Don't worry, all of our changes are definitely for the better. BoUNCe is still the same equal-offending-employer it always was at heart. This just means it can have more friends, go to more parties, and get laid. We're proud of you, BoUNCe. Go get 'em.
Omniscient, but Not Infallible
Last issue, we gave Clayton Margeson credit for the article "Wal Mart Implicated in Child Abuse,"
a brilliant piece of literary achievement that far exceeds his normal level of performance. We later
found out that it was written by Chris Jochem, which answered a whole lot of nagging questions.
We're sorry about the mix-up, Chris.
September Articles
Reply and Die
Senior Writes First Article
Top 10: BoUNCe goes retro
FU Route Created
FAA Bans Solids, Gases
BoUNCe's Pick Your Major
Male Crotch Text Arouses, Confuses
Irwin & Devil Part Ways
Racist Put In Black History Class
SRC's New Sport: Jew-ball
CAA Advertisement
Ask Alli
Booty Ban In Frats
Theif Beat Off Bare-handed
Dorm Fire Alarm Alarmingly Quits
Top of Lenoir Ad
By ITS Military Response Center
By Greg Ceneviva
By BoUNCe Staff
By Chris Jochem
By Sarah Hodges
By Ben Pulley
By Chris Jochem
By Chris Faulkenberry
By Clayton Margeson
By Ryan Dowdy & Sam Morgan
By BoUNCe Staff
By Alli Cooke
By Paul Preston
By Paul Preston
By Liz Riegel
By BoUNCe Staff