BoUNCe reporter interviews, scandalizes Chancellor Moeser

By Sam Morgan
intro


-BoUNCe: Thanks for taking the time for the interview, Chancellor.
-CM: You are mighty welcome. I am always trying to support the arts in the University.
-B: Well, thanks. So, where were you last year when Congress threatened to cut our funding, huh? Maybe we could’ve used part of your raise? Just kidding. Anyway, are you familiar with BoUNCe, Chancellor?
-CM: Oh yes, I love the magazine. I dont see how you write some of those articles! So funny! And you don’t have to call me Chancellor. You can just call me Chance.
-B: Ok, Chancey. It’s great that you read the magazine. What is your favorite part? Any favorite writer?
-Chancenator: Oh, I enjoy them all, I couldn’t pick a favorite.
-B: What about a favorite article? Have you read any of mine?
-Chancetron: Oh sure, you’re ok. Kinda funny. You seem to rely on making fun of other people that you dont know, and you don’t take into acount how they feel. But still, pretty funny.
-B: Oh, I see what you’re saying. Thanks! Say, aren’t you like in charge of the University? Like grades and stuff?
-Chance-In-A-Million: Well, grades are up to professors and I still have to answer to the BOT and then there’s...
-B: But still you pull a pretty big gun around here. You could easily sway a grade or two. Say bump up a GPA a point or two? -Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chancellor: Oh no, I couldn’t do that.
-B: Not even for your favorite writer in your favorite magazine?(Interviewer bites his index finger seductively)
-LastChance: Ok, I see what this interview is about. Absolutely not.
-(interviewer takes off his pants)
-Chancellor Danger: ...Well, I’m sure I can talk to your professor about it.