Hot off the Press:

The It Came From HoJo Issue
October 2007

Russian people question upcoming election legitimacy

Lab experiment goes horribly wrong, somehow

5 dead in 'Soulja Boy' induced gym massacre

"Bodies" creators announces new Female Bodies exhibit

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Darling, Will You Marry Me?

Oh My God! This Tiramisu is the Shit!!

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What Moeser will do during year off:

1. Play with his organ (58%)
2. Use up Meal Plan (10.7%)
3. Students (18%)
4. Become a real boy (3%)
5. Research (5%)
6. Grow a 'fro (3.2%)

October 2007 Articles

• Center Spread: Glut-A-Thon
  - Hunt, McElhennon, Weis
• Top Ten Ways to Survive a Zombie Attack
  - BoUNCe Staff
• Karaoke bad-ass would totally sing 'We Didn't Start the Fire'
  - Sarah Wolper
• It's all in the stars! A horoscope for you
  - Matthew Wait
• Honor Court Finalizes Code of Punishment's Latest Version
  - Andrew Magee
• Creator of facebook group sued for breach of contract
  - Benjamin Ossof
• Chaucer code finally deciphered
  - Benjamin Ossof
• Two for one colorful celebrations
  - Paul Preston
• Ask Alli
  - Alli Cooke
• BoUNCe changes evil ways
  - Sarah Wolper
• Honor court convicts masterminds of South Campus gerbil fighting ring
  - Andrew Magee
• BoUNCe will not get you laid
  - Sam "Orgasm Man" Morgan
• Britney Spears loses childrem
  - Katie Keenan
  
• Gardening with Nora... Today's flower: Hermeracullis fulva
  - Nora
  
• New traditions at Meredith
  - Jack Garvey
  
• Out-of-state student discovers Bojangles, gains 15
  - Will Niver
  
• And now, in the business world...
  - Paul Preston
  
• Carolina Review Halloween Mask
  - BoUNCe Staff
  

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