The Gender Awareness Issue
September 2007
- New cheap burrito place a cause for rejoicing
- Law school students defend school from themselves
- Vegetarian misses irony in love of 'Duck' Hunt
- Students show up to multicultural fair solely for the food


Eve Carson should break up with her BF

Hey, Sam


Why Freshmen will not get laid:
- Lanyards (60.3%)
- Abstinence Sex-Ed (4%)
- High School Sweetheart (18%)
- D&D (3%)
- ED (5%)
- VD (10.7%)
September 2007 Articles
- Center Spread: Operation Lactation
- Top ten things on the average male’s mind
- Garfield named first true American epic
- BoUNCe reporter interviews, scandalizes Chancellor Moeser
- Critics pan new bin Laden film
- Jesus detained by airport security
- D&D reference ruins mediocre Date
- INFORMATIONAL emails trans-phobic, says Gender Studies Department
- Ask Alli
- Freshman misled by local business name, brunch with parents "uncomfortable"
- New Zune stores 40,000 paperclip animations
- Commercial airlines in the U.S. decide to follow Vatican Air's lead
- Martial-arts secrets revealed
- Chapel Hill evacuation plans finalized
- Driver hits student, leaves note
- North Korea's Facebook Profile
Some background on the cover: It’s a Playboy. You know, what’s been causing all the trouble of late. And not even because of the lecherous yet rarely amusing cartoons or party “jokes.” Or the time the head of UNC’s Religious Studies Department was all up in there, making waves about the Bible. Nope, this time it was stirring up trouble just as a concept, and, frankly, we were starting to get jealous over all the attention it was getting. So, we’ve decided to jump on the bandwagon and also start publishing pictures of naked - or at least very nearly naked - women. Feminists, boost our readership by debating the morality of our existence, too! Come on, free advertising!
Damn! ... We mean ...
hmmm, the inclusion of
the watch is an insightful
postmodern critique
concerning the ephemeral
nature of the concept of
femininity as commodity.
After the outcry surrounding the Bull’s Head Bookshop’s sale of pornography and the “surprising” revelation that University Massage is actually a brothel (courtesy of the DTH op-ed page), we as an intellectual community have engaged in such debates as what right does society have to restrict what women do with their bodies to make money and at what point is it acceptable to effectively censor what magazines undergraduates without cars read. And, though all this debating is necessary and proper for a democratic society, we haven’t really come up with any answers. We here at BoUNCe concur with the vague rhetoric of the modernist feminist contingent that the best way to promote a healthy society is with a little “gender awareness.” So, always the obliging magazine, we’re going to divulge everything we know about the difference between boys and girls, which isn’t much. It does, however, include how to find the clitoris (at least according to Microsoft’s ever-helpful paperclip animation), the ten things most likely to be going through a man’s mind at any given moment, and what taking your parents to Cherry Pie for brunch says about your subconscious. But, if you’re already sick of getting riled up over something you can’t really do anything about, we have, as always, got a bunch of random shit in there, too. We don’t want anyone blowing his or her top.
