The Gender Awareness Issue
September 2007
- New cheap burrito place a cause for rejoicing
- Law school students defend school from themselves
- Vegetarian misses irony in love of 'Duck' Hunt
- Students show up to multicultural fair solely for the food
Eve Carson should break up with her BF
Hey, Sam
Why Freshmen will not get laid:
- Lanyards (60.3%)
- Abstinence Sex-Ed (4%)
- High School Sweetheart (18%)
- D&D (3%)
- ED (5%)
- VD (10.7%)
September 2007 Articles
- Center Spread: Operation Lactation
- Top ten things on the average male’s mind
- Garfield named first true American epic
- BoUNCe reporter interviews, scandalizes Chancellor Moeser
- Critics pan new bin Laden film
- Jesus detained by airport security
- D&D reference ruins mediocre Date
- INFORMATIONAL emails trans-phobic, says Gender Studies Department
- Ask Alli
- Freshman misled by local business name, brunch with parents "uncomfortable"
- New Zune stores 40,000 paperclip animations
- Commercial airlines in the U.S. decide to follow Vatican Air's lead
- Martial-arts secrets revealed
- Chapel Hill evacuation plans finalized
- Driver hits student, leaves note
- North Korea's Facebook Profile
Firstly, he is way taller than you are. Secondly, he looks way too much like you. I mean, incest, whatever, some people do it, I’m sure, but it’s not like everyone should, you know what I’m saying? Also, I’m willing to support you in whatever you, the Student Body President, need to do. Like... go to meetings... and... talk... sometimes at the same time, as long as you’re not going crazy with it, right? Let’s just remember that behind every great student body president stands a complete dick looking for attention, and that’s who you’re dating, and that wouldn’t be me. I’m not even interested in student body politics, or even what exactly it is that you do. Moreover, the anagram of my name is Orgasm Man. No joke. Argument OVER.
Fuck off.