My sisters, how many times has this happened to you:

You have just settled down into your usual seat at the weekly meeting of your anime club. Tonight's feature is popped into the VCR -- and what is this? Within minutes, your eyes are assaulted by THEM -- like twin beets of discontent, the bulbous, nipple-less breasts of some absurdly proportioned anime babe! Yes, she is taking a shower, and our kindly director has taken us all along for the ride. How many times?!? If you view Japanese animation at all frequently, most likely your answer is, "All too often!"

Goddamn! you cry -- and quite rightly. I am all for cleanliness, but let's face it: The shower is not the place for plot! Why must we endure bath upon bath? Preposterously long clothing changes? That ridiculous scene in Gunbuster when the heroine rips off _half_ of her shirt and one leviathan tit comes popping out like the bird in a Swiss clock? Why? How long must our suffering go unnoticed?

Sure -- we take it. We sit there and chuckled awkwardly , all the time longing for something just a little more fulfillings (and wondering what that creepy guy in the back row is really doing).

Well, sisters, we're not going to sit any longer!

The time has come to stand up and demand our so long forgotten dues! No more mecha! No more short skirts! No more tentacles! Instead -- shower scenes with men in them! Characters whose enormous eyes quiver unexplainably as they discover true love in a pastel world of floating flower petals! Men with no genitalia whatsoever! Join us! We, the Gorgeous Ladies of COUP of the Kenshin Chapter, shall usher in a new day of liberty, equality, and full frontal male nudity! Follow our example and take over your anime club's meeting. Lock the doors and pop in The Song of the Wind and Trees! Hell -- they are fanboys -- YOU CAN TAKE THEM EASILY! Why do you hesitate? In the words or honorary bishounen Elton John, the bitch is back!