ZORAK


Take your shoes off and spread your toes apart as wide as you can. Spread them wider, wider. It hurts, doesn't it?
Mantis green and strong
Deadly pincers: razor sharp
Waiting for his chance
[Episode 16, Sleeper]

Zorak: Hey Space Ghost!
Space Ghost: What Zorak?
Zorak: I'm a little teapot.
Space Ghost: Short and stout?
Zorak: Look, here's my handle.
Space Ghost: Wow; and what a spout you have!
Zorak: When I get all steamed up, hear me shout...
Space Ghost: Tip me over and pour me out?
Zorak: No! I shout: You there, prepare to be destroyed, you stupidhead!
Space Ghost: Aw, now you've ruined the moment.
Zorak: Hey, that's my job.

Zorak: The life of a rodeo clown is a painful and solitary existence; I know, for I am a rodeo clown.
Space Ghost: Oh, you are not.
Zorak: I am too.
Space Ghost: You are not!
Zorak: Well, I wanna be one.
Space Ghost: That doesn't count.
Last modified: 5 July 1997