A fictional account of a first encounter

by Tiffany Pryor

"I'm sitting in French I class minding my own business, being the studious girl that I am, when from behind this loud and obnoxious Norwegian (I think that also means European... I think..lol) chick tries to corrupt me by inviting me to a girly party -- the kind with liquor and kinky undergarments! Of course I blushed and cringed at the thought, being the naive and very innocent girl that I am, but I could not be rude and refuse her offer. And so begins the paving of the road to end all innocence.... Mama always did warn me about those wild European girls!

(OK, I fudged it a little, but it's nearly the truth! lol. Go ahead! Use the crappy picture. It only makes my story more believable!"