The Rodman Blog!

Rhyming is mah thing, yo.

So my ghost story was published in the DTH today. You can read it here. It ran on page 7, which is too bad, since I kind of liked it, but hey, there was no art, besides crappy pictures of ghost orbs. Whatev.

And if you missed Lara's music videos, you can see them all here. Which just takes you a little down the page, whatev. They're quite awesome, I suggest you check them out.

Tonight's Halloween, so there should be plenty more, uh, ghoulish delights. I'm thinking the return of Skeletonius. I'm excited! Oh, I also sent out 11 internship applications today. So yay for that. A few more I need to send tomorrow. And I think I failed a math test, but that was pretty much expected.

But the photos! They're all on Webshots, but in case you're lazy or whatnot, here they all are! Enjoy!


Here we have the lovely Ms. Lin, who may be trying to steal my roommate's heart. We're not quite sure. Diana made the point that no pictures exist of us together. Touche Diana, good point! So this shows how happy I am to see her, whilst drinking hot chocolate no less.


Because, really, who could resist him? He looks very eager or something. Like an old man with a New York Times.


And notice how happy the third Rodman looks! So why doesn't she ever post on this blog, huh bitch?! HUH?!


Here's lookin at you, Connie Moo Cow. That'd be Connie's new name, and what a wonderful name it is.


And of course, the famed "I feel like movin'" album cover.


And since it IS Halloween, I'll leave you all with Lara and Jared's pumpkins. You'll notice Jared carved Mr. Brow as a tribute to the Rodmans he loves so much. Since yeah, we're all recovered unibrows.

Well, I guess that's pretty embarrassing. But not that embarrassing. I hope I am spelling embarrassing right, or else that would be embarrasing. Maybe that's how you spell it. Please, someone! I need to know. I am not actually embarressed about that stuff though. If you like it, please comment! And maybe you'll get a special dance too, because now you can see what a spectacular dancer I am.

This post incomplete. Mainly just checking out the videos. And they work!


This is really, really, really wrong. But go Rodmans!


This is Lara's hit music video for her singe, "I can't stop MOVING". You'll notice how it starts with Lara, Connie Moo Cow, and another chica going in for a drug deal. Then she pushes her "homey gees" away and starts to rap. It's going triple platinum, baby.


And this one is a live performance of the song "I can't stop MOVING". This girl is gonna be big, folks.

Confessions from a drinking Connie (I wrote drunk, but she claims she's not. Also she says, this isn't a confession, because she's not ashamed of it): She once listened to "Truly, Madly, Deeply" by Savage Garden 34 times in a row.

Also, I've brought the wrath of the hipsters down on me. Crazy antics ensue. But more next time!! And photos too!

Fall break was pretty fun, guys. I had a good time. We went to Charlotte to see The Rolling Stones. When I saw little Mick Jagger walk out on-stage, I thought I was going to cry. I decided that while I have strong affection for him and his music, I don't want to have sex with him. At all. Even if he asked me, I would have to say no, though I would feel very flattered. I just couldn't do it. He moves like a homosexual. It's very strange. But, they were rocking. ROCKIN', man. Sarah was freaking out. We stood up almost the whole time. Sarah stood up the whole time. Everytime I sat down, she would look over at me because evidently, I was supposed to be standing. Anyway. We screamed a lot. And I thought it was nice because Keith Richards and some other guy whose name I don' t know were really chummy. Also, Mick Jagger hit this large, black woman's butt who he was singing with. And then he started dancing with her and it looked like he was humping her from behind. It was strange because he is so tiny-looking and she was not.

Our waiter at the restaurant in Charlotte was really strange too. I thought he should be mentioned. We had one waiter, who looked pretty normal. But then he abandoned us. When this second waiter came up, I thought he was retarded. He actually just looked strange. Maybe something was wrong with his mind though because he acted so odd. And then he charged our credit card twice. He kept trying to relate to whatever we were talking about. At times, that could be a sign of a good waiter, but in this case, it was SO WEIRD. Oh well, I think me writing about this makes me sound weirder than he was.

Jared and I carved pumpkins yesterday. That was fun. I carved a unicorn on mine. Jared carved an ode to the Rodmans with his Mr. Brow. If you are a Rodman, then I guess you will understand this. It relates to the unibrowism that runs in the Rodman family. I will put up pictures, but that webshots thing does not seem to be working right now.

I guess that's about it. Now it's back to work, huh? Goodnight lovers!

It's true. We saw the Rolling Stones in Charlotte last Friday. You should really ask Lara or Sarah about it, since they were, well, you know what they're like. But they were pretty gosh darn awesome!

I don't have any pictures; hopefully Lara will upload hers. My camera stayed in my bag.

And Jared and I bought an air freshener! I'm excited, yo!

She's already put them on Webshots, but I'll put them up here (with her captions) just for, ya know, shits and giggles. Okay, enjoy!


Oh dear GOD!
Man, I really need to shave my legs. -Lara


Something mathematical.
Adam and Jill at WB Yeats the night that The Naturals lacked a drummer. But, they got a drummer, just at one point, they needed one. Anyway, I think they are supposed to be making an x-y coordinate plane.

ADAM'S NOTE: It's not a coordinate plane -- it's three dimensional space! My arm is the Z-axis, and Jill's covering the X and Y. SO GET IT RIGHT, okay Lara?!


The New Naturals
This is Habib playing with Jared and Jason at WB Yeats because Devin had to go get Doug from Greensboro. 'Twas glorious.


Adam!
Adam was getting pretty excited. Here he is looking excited. Excited, excited, excited...


Sarah's New Hair.
When I came home for Fall Break, I found that Sarah had dyed her hair to pursue her profession as a clown.

That little sub-Rodman Jared Martin claims I never update. So HERE, bitch!

As long as we're on the topic of naughty words (or making fun of Jared), my latest article in the DTH was published. You can read it here. It ran on the front page, and a few people complimented me on it, so I'm pretty happy about it.

I'm at home in Cary right now, working on all my internship stuff. Tomorrow, I'm gonna go to Kinkos and blow lots of money printing these things on nice paper. AWESOME. Tonight, me and Sarah went shopping. She says I'm getting more cowboy like, which is kind of scary that she mentioned that. Oh well. I've always said I'm ruggedly handsome.

And Friday's the Rolling Stones! OH YEAH!

Okay, that's it for now.

So I haven't posted any in the past three weeks. Whoops. And a LOT has happened. Let's see: Lara's going to Spain. I'm probably going to be working at the China Daily (in Beijing) this summer. The Naturals are moving up in the world. My window pane fell out and shattered all over my bed. Jason's got a girlfriend. We've befriended Mowgli (the band, not the man, though there was some confusion on whether Habib is "a Mowgli", "a member of Mowgli" or just Mowgli). I'm going to be an assistant editor, and maybe the actual big editor. Busy as hell.

And that's the past month, in short. But of course, it's easier to display, uh, graphically, so here goes:

On, and they're all on Webshots too.


These hotties were at the N.C. Pride Parade. I wanted to go out and march WITH them, but alas, Connie wouldn't let me. And that drag queen who looked like Whitney Houston really freaked me out.


This is my former RA Kelly and her fiance's father's life parter. Wow, that's a mouthful. But their hats are FABULOUS!!!


This is my nametag on my door. You will notice that there's a red tomato with a guitar. Connie drew it. That's because I play the guitar, and I'm pretty awesome.



And this is Jared's nametag. You will notice all the stars, drawn by Lara. That's because he's a BIG STAR!


You will notice that this is our third roommate's nametag. You will notice that his sticker isn't decorated. This is because no one loves him.

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A Mowgli v. a Natural -- who will win?! I've got my money on Habib.


THIS is the aftermath of my window falling on my bed. It was pretty messy to clean up. Fortunately I wasn't on it. Or maybe unfortunately, because then I could have sued those bastards!



Jason was having a hard time deciding to leave our room. Look at Connie's face. THAT is pure Connie rage. Also, look at those moo-cow pajama pants. THAT is Connie fashion.


Last night, Mowgli was practicing at the Old Well, and a group started to form around them. Well, okay, the photo doesn't do it justice, but there were about 20 of them. Purdy cool!


And this speaks for itself.