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Stephanie Scarborough
Stanley
Sweet Stanley, why are you afraid?
I never tried to hurt you--
Are you still mad because I made
Your likeness in a statue?
So maybe I was peeping in
The bathroom while you're shaving;
It's not like I was creeping in
Last night while you were bathing.
I didn't mean to scare you, Stan
When I was in your closet--
You are the nitrates in my Spam;
The water in my faucet.
Oh, Stanley, please go out with me--
I think I'll die without you!
I love you, Stanley, can't you see?
It says so on my tattoo.
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