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October 24, 2003

Last Week's Question - (credit: Justin S) Should the Transformers pay taxes while they're here on earth?. (The Baker P corollary) Did these guys have Green Cards? Or were they just a bunch of illegal robotic immigrants?

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My Answer -

Baker P - Silly Justin...of course the Transformers don't pay taxes. They're heroes. Heroes don't need pay taxes, because they save our lives. Just like our senators. They're so busy protecting us that they don't have time to pay taxes. I think Optimus Prime ran for senate once. He probably would have won if he had lived in California.

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This Week's Question - Why does everyone close the bathroom door even when they know they are the only one in the house? Or, since I really have no idea what everyone does, maybe I should be asking why I do that. But come on...I know I'm not the only one.

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