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Zine-Thyme

by Judy Bridges

Welcome to Zine~Thyme. A column dedicated to interviewing Ezine owners and Authors.

Much of the information I acquire will be in question and answer format. Unchanged answers will be in “ ”. Some information I will condense.

This month I would like to introduce you to, Chris Gavaler, author of Pretend I'm Not Here


Chris is a newly published author that spins a tale of mystery and romance in this novel.

Set in modern times, his thirty something main character is bored with her life as a dating show chaperone. She only goes to St. Thomas with the winning contestants.

I would call that boring!

Chris pulls us through the ins and outs of murder, crooked island cops, a Playboy reporter, the Mafia, and Ashley. A dash of humor is thrown in for good measure.

His characters are well defined and he keeps a sane amount of tension throughout the novel.

His site, listed above has several chapters available for free reading. Check it out, you may get hooked.

Chris also has helpful links for the beginning writer and will answer email he receives.

I found Chris to be consistent, persistent, and dedicated to the art of writing, and even more important, his family.

Way to go Chris!

On to the questions;

Is Chris Gavaler a pseudonym? If so, why do you choose to use a pen name?

“It’s my real name--who would invent something as unpronounceable as "Gavaler"? (It rhymes with squalor.) I’ve also been called "Chris" all my life, but most of my readers think it’s short for "Christine" instead of "Christopher." The narrator of Pretend I’m Not Here is female, so it’s a natural assumption.”

Do you currently hold a day job?

“I’m a stay-at-home dad in the afternoons. Until recently I was also a high school English teacher, but I found that three half-time jobs was one too many.”

From your website we can see you have had some interesting jobs, do you feel they play into your novel writing?

“So far I haven’t drafted any novels featuring a "vitamin box proofreader," but you never know.”

You mention "bad poetry" writing in high school. Were you ever told you couldn't write?

“Oh no, just the opposite–I got lots and lots of praise. I think that’s true of most writers. It’s only in retrospect that you can look back at your early writing and see how bad it is. Which is a good thing. If you knew then, you would’ve given up instead of growing. A slightly inflated sense of self-worth is a useful thing.”

Do you feel writers need a formal education? Why or why not.

“Writing is a learned skill. I’m sure there’s some innate ability, too, but the bulk is acquired. I don’t think it matters how you go about learning. I took a half dozen creative writing classes in college, but I didn’t begin writing novels for another ten years–that’s when my real education began. Writers learn by writing. You can do that in a classroom, or with a critique group, or on your own.”

Who decided the genre for your book since it has both romance and mystery intertwined. What about the title; Was it hard to come up with?

“My working title was "Confessions of a Chaperone" (the main character is a chaperone for a TV dating show). My wife suggested that I pare it down to "The Chaperone." Then my agent changed the name to "Thirty-one Questions to Heaven and Hell" (each of the 31 chapters is a question that a contestant is asked on the fictional game show). My editor didn’t like that, but she did like my original title. But then the sales department, emphasizing the suspense half of romantic suspense, renamed it "At Water’s Edge," which I didn’t like much (no hint of humor). My agent came back with "No Need to Panic," which everyone liked, but she withdrew it after she saw an identical headline assessing the threat of terrorist attacks on major bridges (bad association). Finally, I brainstormed "Pretend I’m Not Here" (what a chaperone would say to the couple she’s escorting), and frankly, I’m lucky the process took so long because it’s the best of all the titles.”

“As far as genre, I wrote it blindly, with little sense of marketing categories. Mystery readers who’ve read it, tell me it’s a great mystery. Romantic suspense readers have responded equally well. It fits into more than one genre, so it was up to my editor to make the best call–which she did.”

I understand you don't have a lot of time to actually write; is there anything you do to make it easier for you when you do get to write?

“I'm not a writer who wears certain clothes or waits for the proper alignment of the stars. I don't woo my muse. Give me a laptop and I'll start writing. It doesn't even have to be quiet. I think any parent can relate to this: having kids makes you much more efficient with your time. All I need is to see where I left off, and I pick up the thread there.”

Do your characters take on their own life and tell you what they want to do?

“On good days. It's fun when a character surprises you that way. They tend to dictate their manner of speech, meaning their "voices" come naturally to me. When I'm writing a scene, the nuances of characters' behaviors become real. I can see each reacting in a certain way, with a gesture or expression.”

Do you outline your stories before you start writing them or just jump in and write whatever comes to mind?

“Yes to both. Outlines are useful so you know what you're discarding. Sometimes I sketch meticulous scene by scene notes; sometimes I just wing it. With Pretend I'm Not Here, I worked more loosely than I ever had. I figured out my characters, dropped them into a setting, and turned up the heat. I didn't even know "whodunnit" at first.”

Do you edit as you go or wait until you have finished your novel to edit?

“Editing and writing are the same thing to me. I can't imagine how novels were written before word processors. I'd still be writing sonnets on notepaper. Novels require constant revision, the writing flowing forwards and backwards.”

Do you write daily?

Every weekday, six A.M. to noon. I try to shower and eat in there, too.

Did you always feel you would be a ""published"" writer someday?

“Nope. I wrote my first novel on a lark (I thought it was going to be a short story, but it kept going). It wasn’t until I was done that it occurred to me that I could try to get it published.”

Is it worth the effort to write your heart out to see your name in print?

“If the only reason you’re writing is because you hope to be published someday, you’re looking at a lot of frustration and disappointment. Because there is so much rejection in this business (I have a stack of 300 rejection letters in my filing cabinet), you have to have other ways of feeling happy and successful. Write because you love to write. Paradoxically, this will help you get published because you’ll be able to persevere longer.”

In many artistic endeavors one has to pay their dues, so to speak; What do you feel a writers dues are?

“It took me seven years and seven manuscripts to get my first agent. I could call that "paying my dues," but I don’t. Some writers break in quickly (often through contacts); some, like me, plug away for years. "Dues" imply an orderly, work ethic universe–pay them and you’re "in." But there’s a frustrating amount of luck involved, too. Some writers pay over and over again; some jump straight to the top. Nobody can purchase luck. But you can choose to persevere.”

Do you feel the Internet has helped writers? In what way? Has it helped you?

“The net is a fun, incredibly convenient writing and research tool, but it can also be an infinite source of procrastination. I know writers who had to discontinue their web and e-mail service in order to keep writing. I’m not that bad, but I do have to limit time spent on list serves and browsers. The benefit is the huge community the net provides. In the last month I’ve received correspondence from South Africa, Australia and South America. And, just as fun, I’ve met people online who live only a couple miles from me.”

How hard was it to get an agent? If difficult, do you have suggestions to make it easier now that you have been through it.

“Agents get about 50 queries a day. Most automatically reject 98%. I recently heard the statistic that 1 out of 6,000 writers get published. It’s hard. I began the process knowing essentially nothing about the book business. Now I’m writing articles to help out people who are in the same place I was just a few years ago. The "Advice for Writers" section of my website includes links to about a dozen articles at other writing-oriented sites and e-zines.”

I see also that you have a book signing schedule, is it hard to keep a schedule like this and maintain your personal life?

“It’s been an intense summer. I had never been away from my son Cameron before (he turns two in September), and neither of us liked it much. My wife tells me he kept pointing out to the street and saying "Dad car?" My daughter Madeleine (age 5) was able to come with me for one weekend, which worked out surprisingly well. But I think the whole family is looking forward to a saner routine in fall.”

How important do you feel book signings are to sales?

“If you sell ten copies at a signing, it’s considered "good." Of my first ten signings, I reached fifty twice. My print run is 75,000. I would have to have sold fifty copies at twenty events to reach even a 1,000. But it’s also about getting your name and face out there, building up word–of-mouth one step at a time. Fortunately, signings can be fun. I love meeting and talking with readers.”

How long will you do signings for this book and who pays for all the expenses?

“I scheduled 15 signings over 6 weeks, mostly weekends. Though I’m with HarperCollins, one of the six major conglomerate publishers in the U.S., I’m also a brand new author, so my book tour expenses are my own. I will do a few more signings scattered throughout the year, usually at writing conferences where I present.”

How hard was it to get an agent and a book publisher? If difficult, do you have suggestions to make it easier now that you have been through it.

“Agents get about 50 queries a day. Most automatically reject 98%. I recently heard the statistic that 1 out of 6,000 writers get published. It’s hard. I began the process knowing essentially nothing about the book business. Now I’m writing articles to help out people who are in the same place I was just a few years ago. The "Advice for Writers" section of my website (“Pretend I’m Not Here”) includes links to about a dozen articles at other writing-oriented sites and e-zines.”

And the last question; Why do you write?

“I'm an addict. I'm not myself if I'm not immersed in a writing project. It keeps my life in order, gives me an on-going focus. I feel a little crazy when between manuscripts. Advance checks and reader mail are fantastic things, too, but they're not what motivates me. I think I'm a compulsive writer the way some people are compulsive readers. It's just a huge source of pleasure for me.”

Chris has been a good sport tolerating all my questions and emails getting this done. Thanks Chris!

Alrighty folks, Go forth and enjoy! Pretend I'm Not Here


Disclamer: Any resemblance to any fictitious character is purely coincidental and all interviewees are genuinely human and not a figment or fragment of this writers imagination.

All information is current at the time of submission to “The Stump”

Interview approved by…..Chris Gavaler


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