
!!!YOU'RE IN MY WORLD NOW!!!
(ha ha ha--maniac laughter)

Name: Hi!
my name is Jemima B. Boncales. Gem for short. I don't
wanna hear jokes about my real name. Believe me, I've heard
them all before. And they're not funny.
Age: I'm 19
years old, turning 20 soon, real soon.
Occupation:
Um, I don't really have an occupation, I just bum off my
parents at the moment while I'm studying at the University
of North
Carolina--Chapel Hill.
That's right! Carolina baby!
Major: I still
don't know what my major will be. Something in the medical
field. Or I might just become a social worker--alas, I shall end
up
dirt poo' but who isn't poo' when they die?(--ooooh, I'm being
philosophical)
Stuff: Well,
what are some interesting facts about me? Nothing.
Absolutely, positively Nothing. Oh...wait, that's right, I fence
sabre
for the UNC-Fencing
team (sabre represent--whot, whot. Where
my dogs at?), I play the piano (quite well, I must add), I paint (oil)
when I find the time, and of course,
I'm a stripper (sike).
Address: I'm
originally from the Philippine Islands, and I moved to
North Carolina six years ago (almost seven now). Did you really think I
was gonna tell
you my address, so you can stalk me?
Telephone No:
1-800-ORGASMO. Or Call 1-800-CHARTER to inquire
about my phone number.
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