"Mmm, good.  Fill 'er up, wuss, me big toughguy."

"It's still early!"

 

"Urgh *gurgle* ungh, mmph."

"Zzzz."  (For extra points, find favorite sports drink lurking on desk)

Clear the decks for action!  Join us for a wild and WOOLY time as the Bear himself flies into Port Columbus on his big white party jet!

Friday evening's festivities will include a trip to scenic Cooper Stadium, furnished courtesy of the Ohio State Department of Geological Sciences!  Join us for beers and baseball!  And more beers!

Other activities for the weekend are as yet unscripted, but dammit, how often do you get to see the largest Wooly Bear in captivity?

Email me for details of this onetime only extravaganza!  Or calll 614.486.5923 now!  Operators are standing by!