Subject: Stefan Greenlee
The BurgundyMist
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General
Assessment:
Stefan D. Greenlee is currently
a senior at The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. He is 21 years
of age majoring in Journalism with a concentration in Advertising. After
graduating in the spring of 1999 he is expected to find work as a copywriter
or television commercial producer. Outside of academia the subject is a
Varsity Wrestler at the 150lb weight class for UNC. He studies under wrestling
Coach Bill Lamb who has been coaching for 20+ years and has yielded several
other ACC and national champions. Outside of his academic and athletic
responsibilities Stefan exists as CREAM MC
the lead vocalist and lyricist for the hip-hop band Sankofa.
Education:
- Major and Track:
Journalism with a
concentration in Advertising
Year: Senior
Graduation Date: Spring 1999
Accomplishments:
1994 ESPN Asthma Athlete of the Year Finalist
1994 Greensboro Civitans Volunteer of the Year
1998 Delta Sigma Theta Talent Show 1st Place
1998 Universal records Talent Competition 2nd Place
1998 Three letter wrestler at UNC Chapel Hill
: Approach subject with extreme caution! He is said to have the street smarts of 20 year old alley rat and the cunning of a Doctoral puma with a degree in physics. He has been said to have the intelligence and foresight of a new born humpback whale mixed with the wisdom of a 300 year old tree owl that was born in Africa, studied in Japan, toured Europe, moved to America and refuses to die. His IQ has been charted to be close to that of the Sphinx.
Avoid prolonged periods of direct
eye contact with the subject.
Over exposure could result in
attempts at jedi mind tricks.
Repeat!
This subject is the mental equivalent of Einstein setting up a brunch with
Ghengis Khan and the
Unibomber.
Professional Experience :
- Cream don't work for the man!
( And that's all you need to know.)
Background:
Full Name: Stefan Deshannon
Greenlee
Alter Ego: Cream MC
Alias: The Burgundy Mist
Origin: Greensboro NC
First Appearance: Feb. 3,
1977
Height: 5'7" 3/4
Weight: 165 lb..
Nationality: U.S. American
Race: African American
Weapon Of Choice: Microphone
Offspring: None
(that he's claiming)
- Known Relatives (Live): Aliases:Weapon
Of Choice:
David Jr. Greenlee III (Biological Father) Big PopaGolf club Of Tiger
Lillian V. Cummings (Birth Mother)Ma DukesClock Radios
Mrs. E. Greenlee (Biological Grandmother)DollyBraided tree switch
Eugene Cummings (Grandfather & Genetic Model)GeneShot Gun
Eunice Cummings (Great Grandmother)GrandMaStick
Stacey Ferrell (Test Tube Mama)Stacey FerrellHouse shoe
David Greenlee IV (Genetic Brother)BrockHead taker
Jonathan Ferrel ( Blood Brother)Chuck
Joshua Greenlee (Brother in Destruction)JoshStomach
Michael Greenlee (Carbonated Albino Copy)Mike / Mike-eyMouth
Tristan Peak (Cousin and Accomplice)Knot RockerPencil
Terrance Peak (Cousin)NunkieSucker Punch
Jenelle Constance (Baby Cousin)NellieTears
LaTasha Greenlee (Soul Sister)TashaHer Way
Jason Greenlee(Seed OfBrock)The BirdBerzerker Rages
Several Aunts & Uncles would wish to remain nameless for fear of embarrassment at their jobs.
Hobbies: Writing
Music
Physical Training
Painting
Freestyle Dancing
Mentors:
The subjects favorite
song writers are Stevie Wonder and The Artist Formerly Known As
Prince. He seems to also enjoy the musical talents of Maxwell,
Erica Badu and Lauryn Hill.
Source of Power: Subject draws extreme inspiration from the band "Earth Wind And Fire". He has also been noted to enjoy the music of The SOS Band, Rose Royce, Jamiroquai, The Roots and The Brand New Heavies.
Weaknesses: It has been rumored that the subject can be lulled into a trance with lyrics by Rakim, Dre from Outcast, Ce-lo from GOODIE MOB, Common Sence, The Roots, and DMC.
Known Powers:
- Skill:
Public Speaking Skill:
Swim Instruction Skill:
Personal Training
Skill: Telekinetic Brain Melting
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