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'&quot;I am awesome.&quot;<br><i>-K-Boy C</i>',
'&quot;Hey! GIVE ME A BALL OR I WILL KILL YOU!&quot;<br><i>-Future Citizen of Clinton Correctional Facility</i>',
'&quot;Ask not what the Chiefs can do for you, ask what you can do for the Chiefs.&quot;<br><i>-K-Boy JFK</i>',
'&quot;Pitcher&rsquo;s suspect.&quot;<br><i>-Former Section 105, Row 8 Inhabitant</i></center>',
'&quot;I wish I was awesome like you guys.&quot;<br><i>-John Simone</i></center>',
'&quot;Poop!&quot;<br><i>-Scooch</i></center>',
'&quot;These guys are the reason that we&rsquo;re still in business.&quot;<br><i>-Comfort Windows and Doors</i></center>');
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