Top 10 Questions (With Answers) Asked By Sooner Fans At The Aggie Game In College Station on 11/16/96

Q1. Why are the letters on their national championship sign so large?
A1. Because they have only one national championship and they needed to fill up space on the stadium.

Q2. Why do some of the members of the Corp wear those tall boots?
A2. They are called the crap stompers. They walk in front of the band and stomp down all of the animal crap.

Q3. What are the guys dressed in white called that lead all of the cheers?
A3. Some are hospital orderlies and some are on loan from a Huntsville prison chain gang.

Q4. Why did the Aggies switch from artificial turf to natural grass in their stadium?
A4. They wanted to see if their agricultural department could actually grow something.

Q5. Why do the Corp members kiss a girl after every touchdown?
A5. This tradition was created to give the illusion that they are actually heterosexual.

Q6. Why do all of the trees on campus have numbers on them?
A6. So Aggie students can find their way between class and the dorm rooms.

Q7. Why do all of the Aggie songs and chants include phrases about the Longhorns?
A7. It has to do with an inferiority complex. We see similar problems at OSU.

Q8. Why do Aggie fans always say TU when referring to the University of Texas.
A8. It's an act of reverence and stands for "THE UNIVERSITY".

Q9. Why did the Aggies schedule Sam Houston State, Southwestern Louisiana, and North Texas as their non-conference opponents for next year?
A9. After one year in the Big 12 they have decided to drop down to Division II in football.

Q10. Why do Aggie students show up in the stadium the night before home games?
A10. It's for remedial yell practice. It takes them several hours to memorize the name of the next days opponent.