Here is the list, submitted by the Boston Fire Department on the David Letterman show, of the top things that sound cool with a boston accent.

10. My trousers are full of chowder.

9. We're only here for the beer.

8. I'm going to Worcester to buy a toaster, you bastard.

7. Last night I went to Cheers and the bartender didn't know my name, so I broke his jaw

6. Letterman parked his car in the Harvard Yard after doing 120 miles per hour on the Mass Pike.

5. I had an affiar with that old guy from Pepperidge Farm

4. The bar is wicked bizarre.

3. Clark, the aardvark, went to the park after dark and drank cutty-sark.

2. Clark the aardvark went to the park after dark and drank cutty-sark with Marky-Mark.

1. Don't believe Madonna, I'm the baby's father.