Gumby wants you!

Gumby loves mail. As a matter of fact, back when he was a postal worker (1984), he loved rifling through everyone else's mail. He told me he once made $500 in a few hours by doing that.

Now Gumby's moving into the modern age. When he heard about email, he knew it was another get-rich-quick scheme in the making. If you've seen those huge mail files that tell you how to start your own money-pyramid, it was Gumby who first introduced that to the Internet. Of course, the first time he sent out "How to Make a Million Dollars by Bilking the Government" the "net police" pulled his ass over into the emergency lane of the Information Superturnpike and cited him for a broken taillight.

Gumby now lives in Internet anonymity, but you can be sure the next spam you get almost certainly originated from him. Now it's your turn to tell Gumby what you think of him, his career, his glory.