Mad Scientist Trivia
Originally published as a daily e-mail newsletter

by Doc Orkney, Mad Scientist

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AIRPLANES AND GOLF BALLS
Answer to our previous question: Last time we asked you why, if the dimples on golf balls make them more aerodynamic, there aren't dimples on airplanes. This question came in from several readers after our discussion of golf ball dimples a few weeks back. The short answer: Airplanes don't spin. Or, at least, we prefer them not to -- especially on commercial flights. Dimples on a golf ball help create a boundary layer of turbulent air that reduces drag when the ball is spinning. A dimpled golf ball with backspin actually works like an airplane wing, directing airflow downward and creating an upward reaction force, as per Newton's third law of motion. With an actual airplane wing, though, you want a smooth (or laminar) boundary layer. I'd need about 14 more paragraphs to nail down the specifics.

And now for today's question: Are light bulbs luminescent?

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A WORD FROM THE PHOTOCHEMIST COMMUNITY
Answer to our previous question: Last time we asked you whether light bulbs are luminescent. Contrary to what was stated earlier in this here very space, no they're not. I am hip to this now thanks to an email from vigilant reader and photochemist E. Morlino. (Whenever I get an email from a photochemist, I know I'm in trouble.) Technically speaking, luminescence is defined as a low-level emission of light by a chemical or physiological process. Light bulbs are actually incandescent, which refers to light given off with intense heat. Morlino continues: "Maybe a better question would have been: What is the difference between fluorescence and phosphorescence?" Having looked into this, E., I must say I have a profound new respect for photochemists.

And now for today's question: All together now -- what is the difference between fluorescence and phosphorescence?

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FLUORESCENCE AND PHOSPHORESCENCE
Answer to our previous question: Last time we asked you what the difference is between fluorescence and phosphorescence. May as well start with Webster: fluorescence: luminescence that is caused by the absorption of radiation at one wavelength followed by nearly immediate reradiation usually at a different wavelength and that ceases almost at once when the incident radiation stops phosphorescence: luminescence that is caused by the absorption of radiation at one wavelength followed by delayed reradiation at a different wavelength and that continues for a noticeable time after the incident radiation stops As you can see, what we have here is a difference in industriousness. Phosphorescent light keeps on working after the whistle blows, so to speak, while fluorescent light knocks off at 5 p.m. exactly. The fluorescent light tube actually utilizes both types of luminescence. A stream of electrons is sent through the tube, which is filled with a gas containing argon and mercury vapor. These electrons excite the mercury atoms, which give off ultraviolet photons when they cool down -- hence the fluorescence part. The photons, in turn, hit the phosphor coating the inside of the fluorescent tube, creating phosphorescent visible light.

And now for today's question: Are phosphorescent light tubes more efficient than incandescent light bulbs?

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LUMENS AND WATTAGE
Answer to our previous question: Last time we asked you whether phosphorescent light tubes more efficient than incandescent light bulbs. Indeed they are. As we discussed earlier, incandescent light bulbs are really just tiny little furnaces. The thin tungsten filament in a light bulb becomes overwhelmed by the electricity being passed through it, and incandesces into a white hot state. All that heat is wasted electricity, since what we want out of a light bulb is light, not warmth. A fluorescent light is around five times as efficient, in terms of electrical wattage. An incandescent bulb produces about 15 lumens (a unit of measuring light) per watt. A fluorescent light: 60 to 100 lumens per watt.

And now for today's question: Since tungsten is flammable at high temperatures in air, what gas do they use to fill the bulb?

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NOBLE GASES AND OTHER INERT GENTLEFOLK
Answer to our previous question: Last time we asked you what gas is used inside incandescent bulbs. This question was sent in by that most stalwart and faithful of readers, Anonymous. It's actually one of many follow-up questions to our ongoing discussion of light bulbs, which many find illuminating. Let's tackle it from the inventor's point of view. While developing the light bulb -- a long term project, by the way, and not the flash of inspiration it is sometimes depicted as -- Edison quickly realized that he had a problem. His filaments kept bursting into flame when lit up. No problem, Edison says, we'll remove the air from the bulb. No oxygen, no fire. Unfortunately, the vacuum created when the air was sucked out often caused the bulb to implode. Edison, being the genius that he was, figured out that by filling the air with one of the inert Noble gases -- such as argon -- you can prevent fires and solve the pressure problem at the same time. The rest is history.

And now for today's question: what do the words Kaibab, Coconino, Supai, and Muav. have in common?

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CANYON FACTS
Answer to our previous question: Last time we asked you what the following words have in common: Kaibab, Coconino, Supai, and Muav. Answer: They're all new lines of sports utility vehicles coming out from General Motors next year! Of course, we jest. These are actually names of particular strata of rock that are visible in the Grand Canyon. More fun facts: The Grand Canyon is 446 kilometers long (277 miles), 1.6 kilometers deep (around one mile), and varies in width from less than one kilometer to 29 kilometers (18 miles.) The Grand Canyon was formed over millions of years by the meandering Colorado River, and is home to a handful of unique animal species, including the Kaibab squirrel and the pink Grand Canyon rattlesnake. One final note--park rangers will yell at you if you stand to close to the edge. I learned this the hard way.

And now for today's question: The Harvest Moon appears close to what equinox?

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HARVEST MOON AND EQUINOX
Answer to our previous question: Last time we asked you which equinox is closest to the Harvest Moon. Like so many things in life, it depends on your hemisphere. In the northern hemisphere, the Harvest Moon occurs nearest the autumnal equinox, around September 22 or 23. In the southern hemisphere, the Harvest Moon occurs in March, at the vernal equinox. The phenomenon is named as such because the full moon at these times is particularly bright, and farmers would often bring in the fall harvest under the light of the moon.

And now for today's question: Name the chemical substance that can be used to remove warts, prevent blindness, and develop photographic film.

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WARTS AND MIRRORS
Answer to our previous question: Last time we asked you to name the chemical substance that can be used to remove warts, prevent blindness, and develop photographic film. A rather versatile little chemical compound, pure silver nitrate burns the skin and is poisonous if swallowed. Judiciously applied, however, it can be used to burn off warts and even helps prevent blindness when used in a diluted solution. What's more, many of the silver salts used in film processing are made from silver nitrate. Oh, yes--and mirrors. Silver nitrate is used to make them, too.

And now for today's question: Name the constellation that appears between the constellations of Auriga and Cassiopeia.

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ECLIPSING BINARIES!
Answer to our previous question: Last time we asked you to name the constellation that appears between the constellations of Auriga and Cassiopeia. I'll give you a hint. This is the constellation you'd want on your side if you were going up against Medusa. Perseus, you'll recall, was the Greek hero who killed the snake-headed Medusa and generally swaggered through the Mediterranian like he owned the place. The constellation Perseus is notable for including the binary star system Algol. This type of star system is called an eclipsing binary, because the two stars revolve around each other is such a way that one periodically blocks the light of the other. You can actually see the changes in brightness with the naked eye.

And now for today's question: What famous scientist was investigated for former Communist associations by the Atomic Energy Commision in 1954?

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COMMUNISTS AND ATOM BOMBS
Answer to our previous question: Last time we asked you to name the famous scientist investigated for former Communist associations by the Atomic Energy Commision in 1954. J. Robert Oppenheimer directed the U.S. atomic energy laboratory in Los Alamos, New Mexico, from 1943 to 1945, when the first atom bomb was designed and built. Charges of disloyalty and former Communist ties led to an AEC investigation in 1945. Oppenheimer was cleared of any charges, but also denied access to any further secret information--standard operating procedure in the Red Menace years of the 1950s. In 1963 the AEC awarded Oppenheimer its highest honor, the Enrico Fermi Award, in part to atone for the investigation.

And now for today's question: Aurora borealis is the technical term for the phenomenon known as the Northern Lights. Name the equivalent term for the Southern Lights.

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THE SOUTHERN LIGHTS
Answer to our previous question: Last time we asked you to name the technical term for the Southern Lights. It's fairly common knowledge, in the northern hemisphere anyway, that the phenomenon we call the Northern Lights is also known as aurora borealis. A similar phenomenon occurs in near the southern pole of the earth, known as aurora australis. Both appear as arcs or sheets of light, and can sometimes resemble a curtain moving tis the wind. They're associated with the solar wind, a constant stream of electically charged particles emanating from the Sun. When these particles interact with molecules in earth's upper atmosphere, energy is discharged--some of it in the form of auroras.

And now for today's question: To calculate the circumference of a circle, you must multiply the diameter by what?

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TOTALLY IRRATIONAL NUMBERS
Answer to our previous question: Last time we asked you, to calculate the circumference of a circle, you must multiply the diameter by what. Why, it's everyone's favorite irrational number-- pi! Pi is simply the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter--approximately 3.14159. It's irrational, however, because it can not be expressed as a fraction or a decimal with a finite number of decimal spaces. Mathematicians, for which this kind of imprecision is like an itch you can't scratch, have employed supercomputers to calculate pi out to millions of digits. Still no end in sight....

And now for today's question: What is an eyewall? (A) a part of the retina (B) a part of a hurricane (C) a fish (D) an optical measuring term

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STORMS AND FISH
Answer to our previous question: Last time we asked you what an eyewall is (A) a part of the retina (B) a part of a hurricane (C) a fish (D) an optical measuring term. The answer is (B) a part of a hurricane. The eye of the hurricane is the calm central zone that can be upwards of 35 kilometers in diameter. The eyewall is the ring of storm clouds and turbulence around the eye, and is often the most violent part of the storm. That's because the eyewall is the area in which air pressure changes most drastically. Winds in the eyewall have been clocked at greater than 320 kilometers per hour. Bottom line: Eyewalls are trouble. Walleye, on the other hand, are a species of perch and actually very delicious indeed with a little butter and lemon.

And now for today's question: The defect known as strabismus affects what part of the body?

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THE EYES HAVE IT
Answer to our previous question: Last time we asked you what part of the body is affected by the defect known as strabismus. Look into my eyes, gentle reader. Strabismus is a defect in which the eyes are not working in conjunction. If the deviated eye is turned in toward the nose, it's called cross-eye. If the eye turns outward, it's known as walleye. When strabismus isn't treated early enough, it can turn into a permanent condition--strabismic amblyopia, or lazy eye. Then, of course, there's the particularly malicious condition known as sinisterium jujuopia, or evil eye, most common in witches and warlocks.

And now for today's question: According to legend, what famous scientist was first to utter "Eureka!"?

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BATHTUBS AND GREEKS
Answer to our previous question: Last time we asked you what famous scientist was first to utter "Eureka!" An enduring favorite among mad scientists and overstimulated philosophers, "Eureka!" is traditionally believed to have originated with ancient Greek thinker Archimedes. According to legend, Archimedes is said to have shouted "Eureka!" ("I have found it!") as he stepped into his bath. It's well known that many scientists do their best thinking in the bathroom. In Archimedes' case, he realized that the volume of an object can be measured by determining how much water it displaces.

And now for today's question: To what purpose did Archimedes initially and most famously apply his new insight?

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GOLD AND DENSITY
Answer to our previous question: Last time we asked you how Archimedes most famously applied his method of determining volume. As legend has it, ancient Greek scientist Archimedes is said to have shouted "Eureka!" as he stepped into his bath and realized that the volume of an object can be measured by determining how much water it displaces. It's said that around the time of this discovery, there was some controversy among the Greek muckety-mucks as to whether a golden crown was really made of solid gold. Archimedes, by determining the crown's volume, then weighing it, was able to calculate its density. He was able to conclude that the crown was not dense enough to be pure gold.

And now for today's question: Is steel a metal?

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STOUT ALLOYS
Answer to our previous question: Last time we asked you whether steel is a metal. Well, technically speaking, steel is a metal alloy. An alloy is a material made of two or more metals, or of a metal and another material. Steel is an alloy of iron and carbon, and is a useful material in that its stronger than either of its components. Brass is another example of an alloy stronger than its components - in this case, copper and zinc.

And now for today's question: Why does the moon produce two high tides per day?

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MOONS AND TIDES
Answer to our previous question: Last time we asked you why the moon produces two high tides per day. This is a follow-up to our previous discussion of the moon's effect on tides. As we noted last time, the moon actually causes high tide on both the side of the earth directly facing the moon -- and the other on the side facing opposite. As the earth spins, and as the moon orbits the earth, this results in two high tides per day (approximately) in most coastlines on the planet. Several readers wrote in to ask why the moon effects tides on the opposite side of the earth. Well, just as the moon's gravity pulls water on the near side of the earth toward the moon, it also pulls the solid body of the earth away from the water on the earth's far side.

And now for today's question: How many kilograms of rock have been brought back to the earth from the moon by astronauts? (A) 3.82 (B) 38.2 (C) 382 (D) 3,820

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CRATERS AND ROCKS
Answer to our previous question: Last time we asked you how many kilograms of rock have been brought back to the earth from the moon by astronauts -- (A) 3.82 (B) 38.2 (C) 382 (D) 3,820. The answer is (C) 382 kg, or around 842 pounds. Rocks from the size of small pebbles to huge building-size boulders are strewn about the surface of the moon. This is due chiefly to the fact that the moon is forever being pelted by meteorites. That's why the man in the moon has such a pockmarked face - craters, you see. The moon has no atmosphere, so meteorites that would otherwise burn up upon entry pretty much smack into the moon full force.

And now for today's question: How many planets in our solar system have moons?

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PLANETS AND MOONS
Answer to our previous question: Last time we asked you how many planets in our solar system have moons. I got burned on this the other night in Trivial Pursuit, much to my chagrin. The answer is seven, as follows: (I forgot about Charon.)

Mercury and Venus: None
Earth: The Moon
Mars: Phobos and Deimos
Jupiter: Io, Europa, Ganymede, Castillo
Saturn: Mimas, Enceladus, Tethys, Dione, Rhea, Titan, Iapetus, many smaller moons
Uranus: Miranda, Ariel, Umbriel, Titania, Oberon, many smaller moons
Neptune: Triton, Nereid, many smaller moons
Pluto: Charon

And now for today's question: Who is the Java Man?

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THE AMAZING JAVA MAN
Answer to our previous question: Last time we asked you who the Java Man is. Sometimes referred to as a barrista, the Java Man is a surly, overcaffeinated species that thrives in coffee bars and espresso cafes around the world. We jest, of course. The Java Man is the popular name attributed to a pile of bone fragments found in Java in 1891. At the time, it was believed that the fragments were the remains of the "missing link" between ape and man. The Java Man has since been reclassified as a fossil of the extinct species homo erectus. Anthropologists believe this early humanlike creature lived in Asia, Africa and Europe for about half a million years, during a period just before the Ice Ages.

And now for today's question: How is IQ determined?

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IQ AND AGE
Answer to our previous question: Last time we asked you how IQ is determined. IQ, or Intelligence Quotient, refers to the ratio of the mental age, as determined by tests, to the chronological age. (The ratio is then multiplied by 100 to get rid of the decimal points.) In theory, an IQ test is supposed to measure an individual's ability to solve problems, retain information, form concepts, reason, and so forth. The problem is that no test has yet been developed to gauge mental age that is not culturally biased. In fact, it's been demonstrated time and time again that IQ tests reflect the cultural background of the persons who set up the test. A broad, pop-culture demonstration of this can be appreciated by watching an American try to play along with the British TV version of "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" I speak from experience.

And now for today's question: What causes jet lag?

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MYSTIC RHYTHMS
Answer to our previous question: Last time we asked you what causes jet lag. A uniquely modern phenomenon, jet lag results from our newly acquired ability to travel halfway around the world in a matter of hours. The trouble is that our body's metabolism is governed by an internal clock that regulates things in a 24-hour, day/night cycle. This is called a circadian rhythm, in case you were wondering. When we travel long distances, we upset our internal clock, throwing off various hormonal secretions regulated by our circadian rhythm. This is the sensation of feeling 3 a.m. while everyone else is looking high noon.

And now for today's question: If lepidopterans could appreciate theater, which show would they like best? (A) Oklahoma! (B) Madame Butterfly (C) South Pacific (D) Brigadoon

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BUTTERFLIES AND THEATER
Answer to our previous question: Last time, we asked you which show lepidopterans would like best if they could appreciate theater: (A) Oklahoma! (B) Madame Butterfly (C) South Pacific (D) Brigadoon. Making up the fourth largest order of insects, lepidopterans are more commonly known as butterflies. (Moths, too, but butterflies are the real marquee players here.) Lepidopterans are distinguished by four wings covered with tiny scales and by the hollow, flexible tubes they use as mouths. Butterflies and moths serve a crucial ecological function: They facilitate the process of pollination, which helps plants reproduce. Basically, as they hop from flower to flower looking for nectar, butterflies and moths get covered in pollen, which they deposit onto the next flower. This sort of ecological bed-hopping is evidently tolerated in nature; yet another shameful example of general moral decline among insects.

And now for today's question: Have scientists really approached a few hundred billionths of a degree above absolute zero?

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KELVIN AND FAHRENHEIT
Answer to our previous question: Last time, we asked you if scientists have really approached a few hundred billionths of a degree above absolute zero. The answer is yes. Reader S. Korke recently forwarded a report from Brighton, England, in which scientists have cooled a cloud of rubidium atoms to within a few hundred billionths of 1 Kelvin. This is the latest update in our absolute zero series, which has earned great popularity due to its fascinating subject matter and the number of mistakes that have sneaked through. A few addenda from previous reports: Absolute zero is most often identified as -273.15 degrees on the Celsius scale, -459.67 degrees on the Fahrenheit scale, rather than the -273.16 and -459.69 figures used in a previous tip. Also, the term "degrees" is not used with the Kelvin scale. Finally, many readers have pointed out that achieving true absolute zero is impossible, since it breaks fundamental rules of thermodynamics. No argument here.

And now for today's question: Is the sun shrinking?

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THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING SUN?
Answer to our previous question: Last time, we asked you if the sun was shrinking. This question comes in from reader R. Henderson, who writes that he heard that the sun shrinks five feet per day. The shrinking sun debate is a controversial one, but as long as we're getting into it, the traditional line is that the sun is shrinking five feet per hour, not per day. The figure comes from a study presented to the American Astronomical Society in 1979. Creationists often cite this as evidence that the earth cannot be as old as contemporary scientific models suggest. The argument goes that if the sun is steadily shrinking at this rate, and has been since the beginning of its existence, then it would have initially been too large to allow life to evolve on earth. However, the 1979 report was preliminary, never published, and has never been verified. Most researchers believe that the sun goes through cycles of expansion and contraction, but there is no reliable evidence that the sun is steadily shrinking.

And now for today's question: name the three general classifications of rock.

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SPEED AND DEATH
Answer to our previous question: Last time, we asked you to name the three general classifications of rock. According to my cousin Sal in L.A., rock can be classified as heavy metal, speed metal, or death metal. But then, cousin Sal has been living on Sunset Strip for the past decade and plays bass guitar for a band called Constant Vomit. We, of course, are talking about minerals. The three basic classifications of rocks are igneous, sedimentary, and metamorphic. Igneous rocks are made when magma solidifies. Sedimentary rocks form over time when layers of material settle onto one another. Metamorphic rocks form when existing rocks are subjected to heat and pressure, then change while still solid. (I suggested to Sal that "Metamorphic Rock" is a great title for an album, but he just grunted.)