MST's

So, what's this all about? Well, first of all, MST actually stands for Mystery Science Theater. If you've never watched that before, well, I won't obligate you to go see it, but it would help to at least understand how the show works, because these MST's are basically modeled after it. The show involves playing very poorly made/performed old movies while 3 characters have a running commentary on everything that's wrong with them,making fun of both the movie and each other as well as occassionally going off on random tangents. What we've done is essentially take that style and applied it to fanfiction. Which brings us to the next thing I need to explain: fanfiction.

Fanfiction is exactly what it sounds like: fiction written by fans. Sometimes ceiling fans, sometimes electric fans, occassionally even those neat Chinese paper fans . . . Well, maybe not. But the writers have about that IQ level generally. And most of them probably spend a lot of their time spinning in circles as fast as they can. Actually, it's when people read a book or watch a movie (or in some cases they don't bother to do either) and decide they want to use the world or characters someone else much smarter and more creative than them has made up to write another less well-planned and often downright terrible story. For example, someone who was a fan of Star Wars could write a story about Chewbacca's second cousin twice removed and how he accidentally saved the galaxy and was thus made an honorary Jedi but turned it down because he just wasn't a fan of Lightsabers.

Many, perhaps even most of these Fanfiction stories are also what we call "Mary Sues" (this term can be used to refer both to the lead character in such a story or to the story itself; the authors are called suethors). A Mary Sue involves an over-idealized self-insert, one who is completely flawless, ridiculously unrealistic, excessively described, and sometimes angsty as well. It is also typical for every character in the story to fall in love with said Mary Sue, thus destroying canon and the very fabric of space-time itself. So you can see how we had to do something about this.

We periodically search through The Pit of Voles for a story that the world deserves to be rid of, or at least one that we find especially amusing, and write an MST of it. Most of our MST's have been of the Lord of the Rings category, which seems to be one that attracts particular hordes of silly preteens and bad writers in general. Until recently we'd been keeping these in a LiveJournal, but we figured this would be more organized. We find comments very exciting, and they tend to inspire further MST's, so please do sign our guestbook and tell us who irritating ridiculous FUNNY we are!

And now, on to the show!


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"Legolas Finds His Heart" by kelticdream13
"The thunder rumbled in the sky, like the empty stomach of a dwarf"

"Pursuit of Legolas" by Sorceress Jade
"She looked up into his pale blue eyes with burnt gold ones of her own"

"Change of Heart and Soul" by Lying Truthfully
"Summary: She had problems and a life of course every day she’d hate it but still live it"

"Borderlands Gypsy Girl Finds Light"
"She has tried to use her feminine wiles to escape from her life"

"An Ordinary Story" by Candy Quakenbush
"You might as well call her a book worm!"

"The Heart is Victor" by IsilAri
""YAY!" Hen screeched in delight"

"Fair Elven Lady" by ShiaZu
""A voice of song for clouds in air"


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