Announcer: Potato night at the Johnson's brought to you by ACME Markets.

(Door shuts)

Woman's voice, 30s, excited: Timmy, hurry and get these forks on the table, your father's home. (Timmy's footsteps) Boy is he going to love his supper!

Man's voice, 30s: Hey guys, I'm home. Mmmm... Something smells great. What are we having?

W (with zeal): Sweet potatoes!

M: Great. And? What else?

W (with zeal): And mashed potatoes!

M: Two kinds of potatoes?

W: No silly, four kinds of potatoes. We have Russet potatoes and Irish potatoes too!

M: Why just potatoes?

W: Well, I went to ACME Market today and the new produce section had so many potatoes that I thought we could skip the meat. Who needs meat when you have FOUR different types of potatoes?

M (sarcasm): I can't wait to see what we're having tomorrow.

W: I already know. ACME had FIVE different types of beans!

Announcer: Stop in and see ACME Market's produce section. It has so much variety that you can easily get carried away. But for your husband's sake, save a few seconds and grab some meat on the way out.