| Force | Mph | Water Conditions | Observable Phenomena | Windsurfer comments |
| 0 | <1 | absolutely glassy | trees perfectly still | Damn! |
| 1 | 0-5 | jetskis out in force | birds circle overhead | (*%^&(* |
| 2 | 0-10 | mirage whitecaps | faint rustling in trees | "It's buildin'!" |
| 3 | 0-12 | faint ripples | Gentle breeze | "Shoulda bought a wide-tail!" |
| 4 | 0-15 | kites rise only to plummet seconds later | NOAA continues to say: 10-15 | "Was that a bird or a whitecap?" |
| 5a | 2-18 | occasional patches of whitecaps | parking lot begins to fill | "In the footstraps twice already!" |
| 5b | 18-2 | many whitecaps close to shore | short gusts, long lulls | "Why did I sail all the way over here?!" |
| 6 | 2-26 | dark bands on the water on the other side of the lake | one sailor rigs a 4.0 | "I'll be planing all the time!" |
| 7 | 8-29 | huge 2 ft. swells | atomic power plant plume nearly horizontal | "It's crankin'!" |
| 8 | 11-35 | whole lake covered in whitecaps | newbies drift hopelessly downwind | "It's nukin'!!!!!" |
| 9 | 8-40 | entire lake covered in whitecaps except those spots where you try to jibe | unattended boards tumble downwind | "Holy shit!" |
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Last revised: April 15, 2000.