I'm here today to talk to you about pens

Last week, needing new pens, I went to the Student Stores and bought $7 worth of pens. That was two pens. One Uniball Vision Elite and and a big Zebra "Dirfit."

Friday, en route to Second Foundation, I passed by... that office supply store in the back of Nation's Bank Plaza. Whatever it is. Noticing their outside display, I was taken aback by their low prices.

I went in and again bought $7 worth of pens. This time that was 6 pens. I'm set for pens now.

And let me tell you, scribes and scribblers, I can recommend no pen more heartily than the Uniball Vision Elite in .8mm. $1.50 each from that place in the bank plaza. $3.00 from the Student Stores.