Economics 101

Today, on the bus ride home, there were many little kids. One of them waxed Marxist, exclaiming deliberately, with weight behind each word, "I wish everything in the world was free!"

"Nunh-uh!," rejoined another, pragmatically. "Then the store would always be out of what we want!"

Then a third kid says, "I wish I was Timmy, but a girl."