No Justice, No Peace

Or I'm with Cooter

Former Georgia Congressman and antinomian grease monkey Ben Jones has lambasted the upcoming Dukes of Hazzard "film" for its use of profanity. I lambast it for being an insult to Southerners who grew up watching the classic series.

Accept No Substitutes

I have no idea why Willie Nelson decided to join in this crapfest. In his defense, I ask readers to remember that he is really old and smokes a lot of ganja.

In any case, we will not stand for this mockery of such a magnum opus. We will fight them the only way we know how: by not going to see this drivel. Also, we will deride it in hushed, offended whispers.

There is but one Dukes of Hazzard, and Catherine Bach is its Daisy.