Up Your Irons

Or "Be Quick, or Be Egged."

Boo, hiss and general jeers to the cads responsible for pelting Iron Maiden with eggs and bottles, and screwing up their audio at Ozzfest this past Saturday. By "cads responsible," I probably mean Sharon Osbourne.

The Plaintiff

Regardless of whatever fueds might have been going on between Sharon, Bruce and anyone else, the fans who paid their hard-earned money do not deserve to have a band's set ruined for them.

The audience does not deserve your anger. Wayne Newton taught us that.

By all accounts, Maiden rocked hard despite the shenanigans.